Shop

I could set up a GoFundMe and ask for cash, but that’s lame. Instead, buy a stupid shirt you’ll actually wear.

Find Me in the 90s
Tracking error, chromatic split, no apology.
Coming soon
Static Video Rentals Card
Member since 1990. Write your own name on it.
Coming soon
Color Bars
SMPTE test pattern. The name is in there somewhere.
Coming soon

Get told when things happen

New songs, new shirts, nothing else. It’s the only way I can actually reach you without an algorithm deciding whether you deserve to know.